I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be

 the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth. And since birth I've been cursed with this curse 

to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works And it sells and it helps in itself

 to relieve all this tension dispensin these sentences Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off

 of this chest and I rest again peacefully (peacefully).. but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone

, when you freaks see me out  in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,  I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty).. No patience is in me and if you

 offend me  I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air  I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense it's constan And, Oh, 

it's his lyrical content -- the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses And all of this controversy

 circles me and it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me (finger at me).. So I point one back at 'em

, but not the index or pinkie or the ring or the thumb,  it's the one you put up when you don't give a fuck, when

 you won't just put up with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots 

up his school and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin Where were the parents at?  And look where 

it's at Middle America, now it's a tragedy Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty havin this happenin (this happenin)..

 then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way).. But I'm glad cause they feed me the  fuel that I need for the fire

  to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

I'm so sick and tired of bein admired that I wish that I would just die or get fired and dropped from my label and stop with the

 fables I'm not gonna be able to top on My Name is.. And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll 

stations And I just do not got the patience (got the patience).. to deal with these cocky caucasians who think I'm some wigger who

 just tries to  be black cause I talk  with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin  the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in The why, the who what when, the where, and the how 'til I'm grabbin my hair and

 I'm tearin it out cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it  I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit  And I'm thankful

 for ev-ery fan that I get But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom without someone standin by it No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad